Disney has bought out marvel and star wars, well that makes it 3 franchises ruined by disney. What's the third one you say? final fantasy. How? Kingdom hearts, whose long dreaded (Assuming you're a sane human being) and long awaited (assuming you're either retarded, bribed or working for square enix/disney) third installment will probably not be announced at E3. But kingdom hearts was a great game! Shut up you Square Enix sockpuppet and let me explain why kingdom hearts is one of, if not the worst game ever made.
First, it's a Disney/Final Fantasy crossover. Horrible, isn't it?. Secondly, there's no easy mode. no one has played this game before. Where do they start? Normal? Thirdly, The music is really annoying, especially in frustratingly bad games like this. Forthly, The graphics look kind of last (5th) Gen unless you turn on smooth textures in the PS2 BIOS. Fifthly, the controls are also bad, even by Japanese standards. you have to use the triggers to control the camera, and you use a menu, IN A REAL TIME RPG! And finally there's no minimap so its very hard to find where you want to go.
But really, I don't know what I hope to achieve with all this. Kingdom hearts is already more popular than God, and nothing I can say is going to stop Square Enix and disney (assuming it comes to pick up it's money, it hasnt bothered to turn this game into a movie or a disney channel series) making enough money to buy Switzerland and reinforce the notion that all gamers want is dumb crossovers. What's next? My little pony meets Phantasy Star?
Anyway here's the verdict: For guilty we have everything, For Innocent we have next to nothing, and for no contest we have nice but unfitting theme song (Simple and clean by Hikaru utada). I hereby find Kingdom hearts guilty, obviously.
To Call him a Heartbreaker is an underestimation: Jack "umatbru" Blake
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Maybe you should call me heartless.